Not Crappy Bar Cart
Don’t know what (new) cocktails to make with the bottles you have? Send me a photo and I’ll create fun cocktail recipes that are just for you.
Here’s how you and I are going to un-crap your bar cart:
A photo from you
Send me picture(s) of what you have. Just clear shots of bottles so I can see the name or label will do, doesn’t have to be IG-worthy! Any number of bottles is fine, even just a bottle of whisky and a ‘weird green liqueur’ count too.
Many cocktails from me
I'll send you 3 or more fun cocktail ideas and recipes you can easily play with at home in ~2 weeks!
Depends on how many bottles you include in the picture, I may use some but not all of them. I may also include grocery items that can be found in most kitchens.
What you’ll get
3 recipes that are
Personalized - based on your input, I will design recipes that reflect your flavor preference.
Easy to assemble - I’m a pretty lazy cocktail maker, so I won’t let you prepare eight ingredients and distill a gin just to mix up a glass of cocktail, no matter how good it might be.
Easy to make - again, I’m lazy and if I need to spend 20 minutes to make a cocktail (hint: Ramos gin fizz), I’d rather open a bottle of Pinot Noir. I’ll only share recipes that take 1~7 minutes.
Fun to make and drink!

